Absolut Insanity 6

"P" - what Maggie thinks my middle name is.
parlay - party
partay - party
peen/peenie - penis
Pierre - Mag's guinea pig; eater of celery and carrots, likes to poop a lot, an animal shoved in peoples faces, boob fondler
pizeace - peace
PBs - Pantana Bob's
POS - piece of shit
po po - the police
pot-o - pot
probs - probably
pussah - pussy