Absolut Insanity 6

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

abercrappie - Abercrombie
a-hole - asshole
aight, aight den - alright; alright then
alchy - alcohol
aminal - animal
"as shit" - very much so
ant- Anthony, my cousins lil kiddie

b-tard - bastard
balleez - balls; testicals
bball players - BASEball players, yum
Beasti - this boy i talk to online
bizounce - leaving this place, going somewhere else
blueballs - a lie started by this guy that wanted to get some
Boo - Hilary, Maggie's little sister, the coolest little sister of all the land
"bored of this" - I am tired of this setting/situation; let's do something else; this person is ugly, lets move on
boyeez - boys
boyf - boyfriend
bunnyears - tv antenna; ghetto-tv
busted - ugly

camcam, Camerino - Cameron
canes - Carolina Hurricanes
chillin - relaxing; watchin tv; layin on the couch; doing something that requires little mental or physical energy
Christianlike - not doing favors for bitchy phds
CN - coung nhu
Crapel Thrillaz - Chapel Hill
craptree - Crabtree Mall
crazies - anyone that I work with; people that have no sense of reality; annoying freakshows
cuz - cousin
cute boy - anyone under the age of 17

Daddy-o, Pops, father - Dad
Dook - Duke University
drugs - pot, medicine, organic controlled substances; usually does not include alcohol

eeehhh - I'm not quite sure; no, that is not correct; let me contemplate
EV - East Village
eval - evil
ew - i can't believe you just said that; you just offended me; i am mad at you; you are gross, get away from me
ewwah - that is so rude, get away from me now before i slap you; that is so rude

fratastic - someone with the same qualities as a person in a fraternity (e.g. dress, hair, speech)
freakshow - anything resembling freakish; stop being a weirdo; what the hell are you talking about?

gf - girlfriend
girl, hot - female that exudes sexuality, made-up, good body, usually tall but not beautiful and could turn ugly later in life
girl, cute - female that is pretty and short, usually doesn't wear makeup or use an abundance of beauty products
girl, beautiful - tall, classic facial features, good-looks will last through the aging process, retains beauty without make-up
girl, good-looking - average pretty, kind of hot girl, needs makeup to enhance facial features, usually lacks the sexual energy of a hot girl
grubbie - eating

hate - I'm hating you right now
hid- hideous
hold - hold please
hoochay, hoochie - someone that has a tendency to involve him/herself in sexual behavior; usually used in a light-hearted manner
hoochie-momma - a one-time use name calling; used usually in a comedic context
hookup - kissing; everything but sex
HOT - someone that stimulates the sexual glands and causes one to want to do sexual acts in return
hot- someone that excites sexual organs and conjures up sexual visual imagery in on-looker's mind
hungs - hungry
hungree - hungry
huzzy - husband

interesting - psycho-babble, I have nothing better to say, what you just said really is interesting
Ital - italian
illin - kind of in the bad mood, hanging out with nothing better to do
is it diet? - refers to diet soda; the only thing Natalie drinks

jerkoff - asshole
jersey, jerz - New Jersey

kewl - cool
"KC" - Casey, grad student of Mr. Stod's who knows nothing about baseball, someone who wants Mr. Stod to be his father/lover/brother, nerd, but a nice nerd
Korkey - Korey M

lapkin - napkin for the lap
lappy, mich - laptop
laund - laundry
Leepee, Bloots, bluto - Lee
lezzie - lesbian
lesbionic - lesbian qualities
"Let's take a shot together" - please buy me a shot and please don't talk with me after you do. and no, i do not want to pay for my own alcohol
"like a Nate" - being 311 obsessed; non-stop talking; being in the way; being that bitch
LnO - Law and Order
lnt - Linen and Things
lotr - lord of the rings
loves - bye
lunchie - lunch

Maaa, momsies, momma - mom
Maggie, Maggert, Magioli, Mags - Maggie
man-whore - a male who acts like he's the shit and puts his sexual parts in too many places
Millie - my car
militair - someone in the military
my baby - Parker

Nat-Nat, na-na, nataree, natarie, naminee - Natalie
nuttin - nothing

obvi - obviously
ooooooo - sound of excitement and intrigue

"P" - what Maggie thinks my middle name is.
parlay - party
partay - party
peen/peenie - penis
Pierre - Mag's guinea pig; eater of celery and carrots, likes to poop a lot, an animal shoved in peoples faces, boob fondler
pizeace - peace
PBs - Pantana Bob's
POS - piece of shit
po po - the police
pot-o - pot
probs - probably
pussah - pussy

raincoat - a bib; protective coating for the genitals
relay - relationship
Rushmore - the hot bartender at PBs that has a chiseled face, resemblesone of the chiseled faces on Mt. Rushmore.
ridiculoso - ridiculous

sarahboo, sharah - sarah
see/talk to ya: in a bit - the next few hours, definitely within the day
: in a few -couple of minutes or within two hours
: in a minute - a few minutes or up to fifteen minutes
: in a sec - one minute or up to five minutes
: soon - a couple of days or a week or two, within the year, indefinite amount of time
: later - within the day or couple of days
sexuals - anything involving sexual activity, but not sex
sexxie - sex
sexay - wearing sexy clothes; being made up in a sexual manner
sha-ni ni - Shania Twain
shittay, shiznit - shit
show - shower
shut - shut up; please do not talk right now
sleepy - I am currently sleeping; i am sleepy
slut - a girl dressed in provacative clothes and acts lasciviously
skeevy - someone that makes unwarranted sexual advances and has a slightly greesy look to him/her
Sugar Ray - this guy i hooked up with from Penn that looks like Mark McGrath
sto' - store
Super - Super Walmart

T-T-Y-L - talk to you later
ttyiaf - talk to you in a few
Targ-ay - Target
trash - pent up sexual energy
T-Y - Tyra

ugs - ugly
UGly - ulgy

virge - virgin

Wallyworld, the Wal, Wally- Wal-mart
whore - a female that has the reputation of having sexual relations with multiple people
wifey - my dad's wife; anyones wife

xoxo - bye with love

yeppers - yes
yum yum - food